7 billion+ - Too large a database to be maintained

OA - (continues)	First of all, everyone you know or in fact knew…your relatives and friends are no more.
He gives a long pause…I am stunned! I cry and cry…can’t believe it. (and unfortunately cannot describe my feelings here)
He doesn’t disturb me for a while, then he speaks
OA -	Now listen to how it all happened. The Nibiru or Planet X or whatever name you humans have given to it, struck your planet Earth and threw it out of its axis and took its place in the solar system. The moment you felt a tornado had come, it was actually Earth being thrown out of its Axis and you were all flung in the air. Everyone and everything on Earth fell from it and got lost somewhere in space. You, along with few others were chosen to come back to life and fall on Nibiru. THIS IS NIBIRU and it has taken the place of Earth, i.e 3rd place amongst your nine planets.
Me -	W H A T???
OA -	You, along with others will start life on this planet. Few "things" from your old world have also been bought here. You need to find them as they will help in your survival. You will find natives of Nibiru here; they don’t understand you or your language. You need to cope with them and help them develop. They are only a handful so you can easily manage.
Me -	What shit are you talking?
OA (doesn't pay any attention to me and continues) -	Remember, take nothing for granted. Whatever you know, no one knows here. No one knows what you are wearing in your feet. It’s alien to them.
Me -	They are shoes…….
OA -	Try and explain them what do you mean by shoes. You can ask 3 questions from me and in quick time. I need to meet other survivors of Earth here as well.
Me -	I am going nuts...cant understand a single thing what you are saying!
OA -	That’s the reason I told you, ask 3 questions and DO IT FAST!!!
ME -	Why are you sounding like a frustrated employee of a big corp.…not happy with your salary and your boss!!! Can’t you be soft-spoken?
OA -	LOOK WHO IS TALKING!!! You guys out there just say that your boss behaves like he is God, my boss is actually GOD. Where do I go and to whom do I complain?
And in a sudden change of feelings, I felt all the sympathy for him. When your boss is actually the GOD he is always right, no matter what you do!!!!
Me -	Are you a man or woman?
OA -	How will that help you??? And anyways, what is man - woman? GOD gave the names Adam and Eve, then why you guys out there gave them so many different names man-woman, boy-girl, gents-ladies etc etc
Me -	Oh sorry!!! But why this catastrophe?
OA -	In simple words, 7 Billion+ was a large database to maintain. We had no intention to upgrade our server so had to Ctrl+A+Delete  all
Me -	What the f***?
OA -	The f***ing thing is that if we would have not done that, the actions of you humans would have led to more painful deaths through drought, floods etc. Be happy that it was done peacefully. And anyways, boss (GOD) decided it so we had no other option!
Me -	But…
OA -	Your 3 questions are over, I am leaving. My advice - keep your eyes open…you will get all the answers.

WHAT and WHY is this happening??? I fainted, probably the first time in my life. Or is this actually life? What shall I call it, life? life after death? life in second world? mission Nibiru? damn what is it?

Please let me know what name would you give to this life???