Wednesday, May 30, 2012

More Confusion - Earthlings Information Centre


So after deep and analytical thinking, I could not conclude anything (that’s me…even after having a new life, I was same)! Decided randomly to try and enter the gate. Could not see a lock there, so just had to push through it. The distance between the slide and the gate was about 4-5 feet only, I thought to just push the gate and run back near the slide just to be safe. I was probably acting like a small child but I had no option. 

THUD..I heard a loud noise behind me and as soon as I turned, I saw large feet coming towards me…growing bigger in size as they came closer. I stood there frozen as I saw someone come sliding down, and the feet delivered a punch right on my chest, sending me flying on the gate and right across it…ouch! It hurt me… And then someone gave me a hand and helped me stand up.

“I am sorry Mr. Earth” – a polite voice said. “But common sense says that you should never stand at the end of a slide, be it a water slide, a play slide for children or the PTI slide, I mean the Path to In slide”.

These words were coming from the vocals of slim boy standing in front of me. Height about 5’9” and must be 22-23 years of age and fair color with blonde hair. Wore a skirt like thing, no infact it was a mini skirt only and a small barber gown. Must have just got a hair cut but his hair were long and had a pony tail behind. It seemed he had never cut his hair. Then why this barber gown? and only the barber gown? No t-shirt inside it! He was bare foot but had clean feet. I was still gazing at him, speechless, when he spoke again,

“Sir, I will guide you to the Earthlings Information Centre. It is just there, on you right.” What did he just say…EARTHLINGS INFORMATION CENTRE. What a freaking place could that be??? He started walking and I followed him looking around in astonishment. It was all light here, then why did I see black out from the other side of the door? I turned my head while walking straight and saw that the inside of my entry gate was just covered with a black shield. My fear had made me imagine things, all black out, trap, Hell’s Gate n all. Now I could see a board in front of me, Earthling Information Centre. And swaying my head from left to right I could see other boards as well, Earthlings Waiting Room, Earthlings Rest Room, Earthlings Recreation Room, Earthli…



“Here it is Sir.” The boy told me. Then he knocked on the door, a middle aged man came out…wearing a similar barber gown and a long skirt. He looked at me and instantly had a big smile on his face…probably the smile which an NGO would get when they see a donation cheque. He gave a big half filled jute bag to the boy, who happily accepted it and went away. The gentleman opened the complete door for me and invited me in, “Please, be our guest.” The boy and the man seemed so courteous that I started feeling comfortable and now no more thoughts of “me getting into a trap” were coming in my mind.

The room inside had a simple wooden table and two wooden chair. The man asked me to seat myself and he took the other chair. He started off –

“Sir, I will be as straightforward and simple as I can be. This is planet NASA, or as you people called it Nibiru.”

Nasa??? Was NASA doing a secret project of making a secret planet under their name? Is it actually another planet? I started feeling all this is a joke going around and I am till on earth and this gentleman in front of me is the NASA spokesperson. Thoroughly confused now...

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