Welcomed by Big Momma

The room inside had a simple wooden table and two wooden chair. The man asked me to seat myself and he took the other chair. He started off –

“Sir, Ill be as straightforward and simple as I can be. This is planet Nasa, or as you people called it Nibiru.”

Nasa??? Was NASA doing a secret project of making a secret planet under their name? These scientist I tell are a really “out of the world” species…anything is possible. Meanwhile he continued,

“As GOD’s office assistant would have told you, you are one of the few surviving persons here on Nasa. We the people of Nasa have lots of expectations from you Earthlings. We were told by OA about how our planet will take your planet Earth’s place and then you will help us develop our lives. We have been specifically studying English for the past 3 months so as to be able to interact with you easily.”

My jaw dropped…who taught them English and from where did they learn it?

“As I would assume, you would be more comfortable with a female escort to give you complete knowledge about our planet Nasa and who we are and our lives.”

Now how did this man know about this trait of me, yes I do easily understand anything if a female is there to explain.

“I will send Angel with you but before that would you like to have rest or get fresh?”

“Sir, please say something”

I had not spoken for long now, the last words I spoke were to the office assistant. I cleared my throat, “Can I have a glass of water?”

“Sure Sir”, he said. “You can directly drink from that water pipe.” And he pointed to a water outlet pipe on my left side wall. “You only need to suck it once”. I did as told and felt relieved when the first drop of cold water reached my throat. After satisfying my thirst, I turned back and said “Thanks a lot, your hospitality is much appreciated.”

“Sir, would you like to visit the recreation room before you meet Angel?”

“No” I said. “I need to solve this mystery first, the mystery of Nasa, the mystery of you people, the mystery of your wardrobe, the mystery of your long hair, the mystery of that fruit and many more mysteries.” 

“Great then Sir, Angel is waiting for you outside. I will meet you soon.”

Right from the time I was flung in the air on Earth, I have met 3 people or I should say 3 creatures, Office Assistant, the young boy and then this man. The one thing common between all of them was that they introduced me to my future with only the “title” and then told me to ask the “story” from someone else. The OA gave the title “New Life on Nibiru” and just left me to find out who will tell the story; the young boy told me about “Earthlings Information Center” and left me with this man to tell the story; and now this man gave me the title “Angel” and now I hope Angel is as beautiful as I can imagine and she leads me into this new life. I open the door and in front me is Martin Lawrence disguised as Big Momma from the Big Momma’s House movie series!!! WAIT...is he or she or whatever…Angel, the one who will lead me into the new life??? GOD...Nasa cant be so bad!!!